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08/13/2002 entry: "Horoscopes"

Horoscope #1:
Virgo Aug 23 - Sep 22

"A closed book reopens for an unexpected epilogue. Relationships are endlessly surprising. Last week's predictions and ultimatums have no effect under the present conditions."

Title of book: The Summer I Wished the World Would End.

And what predictions/ultimatums? Huh?

Horoscope #2:
"August 23 - September 22

Consumer madness descends before you realize what's hit you. Your quest for material possessions has you running all over town in order to get the best bargains. Be sure to do your shopping in the company of someone who retains a shred of objectivity. You shouldn't trust yourself with credit cards today, Virgo. If you can't pay cash for it, perhaps you don't need it after all. Don't be fooled by appearances. Expect to get exactly what you pay for."

Okay, they really are trying to drive home this whole shopping problem in this. I went shopping YESTERDAY. It's too late now, you bastards.

Tarot card for today:

"Ten of Cups - Satiety: Pursuit of pleasure crowned with perfect success but incomplete. Matters arranged and settled as wished. Lasting success. Peacemaking and generosity. Success and security are reached after many hard times. Fulfillment and joy in life."

Huh?? They are WAY off on this one. Sheesh. Stupid online fortune telling.

Oh well. Gotta get ready I guess.