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12/19/2002 entry: "Happy Holidays from the Christ family"

Oh, I love the holidays. So many opportunities for good jokes. Edited for maximum amusement:

KEVIN AND RACHEL RIP ON CHRIST & CO.

tomato hazing: he says it's a church law that got repealed, since there's gambling in churches.
tomato hazing: i'm like "you're talking about catholicism. they like to bend the rules lots."
Rachels storm: hmm yeah
Rachels storm: haha i want to be able to say "YEAAAAH i remember the old church slot machine. ran off of communion wafers"
Rachels storm: because i was catholic
tomato hazing: hahahahaha
Rachels storm: i wish that happened
tomato hazing: you hit 3 crucifixes and you're up to your knees in really old wafers

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(Earlier today.. paraphrased and biased by my terrible memory)
Kevin: They have this theory that Jesus didn't actually die, that he was in a coma or that he passed out. They think he was okay, got married eventually and moved to France. I don't know what evidence they had for this...

Rachel: They found an old mailbox in France that says "Christ" on it

Kevin: Haha yeah, "Mr. Christ"

Rachel: Or, "The Christ Family"

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tomato hazing: that reminds me, what were we saying, oh, the christ family thing
tomato hazing: i was watching conan tonight
tomato hazing: and he had the "live via sattelite" thing, and bush comes on,
tomato hazing: and he's like "we have to remember what christmas is all about: the birth of the little boy jesus, who was born to save all our sins"
tomato hazing: and conan goes "no, jesus died to save our sins"
tomato hazing: and he's liek "........... jesus is dead?"
tomato hazing: "oh, this is terrible news. my prayers are with his wife and children."
Rachels storm: hahahaha oh man
tomato hazing: and the guy starts laughing, while he's trying to say "and the entire christ family"
Rachels storm: i love christ jokes
Rachels storm: hahaha wow i wish i would have seen that
Rachels storm: i probably would have died

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